Internal Meeting in Progress - The 9:00 AM War - Part 1
Time: 8:59 AM
Location: Bed
Status: Critical
Alarm rings.
Body: No.
Brain: Wake up. We have a meeting in one minute.
Body: I reject this reality.
Heart: What if today is the day something magical happens?
Brain: Nothing magical happens at 9 AM meetings. Only suffering.
Alarm snoozed.
Time: 9:07 AM
Location: Still Bed
Status: Regret loading…
Brain: Congratulations. You’re late. Again.
Body: Not late. Just... fashionably unconscious.
Heart: Maybe they’ll notice you're missing and feel your absence deeply.
Brain: They won’t. They’ll just mark you absent and move on.
Time: 9:12 AM
Location: Laptop Open, Camera Off
Manager speaking in the meeting.
Brain: Don’t speak. Just nod occasionally.
Body: I can’t even sit straight.
Heart: What if someone asks how you are… and actually means it?
Brain: No one means it.
Manager: “Any updates from your side?”
Internal System Crash Initiated
Brain: Say something smart. QUICK.
Heart: Say something honest. Like “I am tired of existence.”
Body: Say nothing. Freeze. Pretend network issue.
You: “Yeah… just working on it… will update soon.”
Brain: Brilliant. You said nothing with confidence.
Heart: I felt that. Deeply meaningless.
Body: Can I go back to sleep now?
Time: 9:45 AM
Meeting still going.
Brain: Why is this still happening?
Body: My soul has left.
Heart: What if… what if someone out there is thinking about us right now?
Brain: Who?
Heart: I don’t know… someone.
Body: If they are, ask them to log in and attend this meeting for me.
Time: 10:02 AM
Meeting Ends
Brain: Okay, now we actually need to work.
Body: Bold of you to assume I have energy left.
Heart: I feel like today is special.
Brain: It’s Tuesday.
Time: 10:07 AM
Scrolling aimlessly
Heart (suddenly): Wait…
Brain: What now?
Heart: I feel like… we’re about to meet someone.
Brain: Based on what data?
Heart: Vibes.
Body: I don’t trust anything that requires effort.
Brain: Focus. Work. Deadline.
Heart: Destiny.
Body: Sleep.
System Status:
- Work: ❌
- Motivation: ❌
- Overthinking: ✅
- Imaginary future: Loading…
To be continued…
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